
Funny Local Police Log
These are exceprts from a recent police log of a town not too far away (Rochester). They are pretty darn funny. I haven't looked through past logs, but I suspect there is great fun to be had.
3:45 p.m. — A Cornerstone Court burglary victim is unhappy with the subsequent investigation, not having been contacted by detectives. She will call every time she finds something missing, even if this equates to 50 times a day.
9:19 a.m. — On Rangeway Drive, a vehicle has been broken into and a GPS unit stolen. An abandoned beer can is no compensation.
9:14 p.m. — The roar of 4-wheelers on Crown Point Road is unbearable.
10:50 p.m. — There is a large explosion and smoke from behind Hervey's Tire. No one has blown up Charlie's bicycle — it is citizens letting off fireworks. They are updated on the new ordinance.
11:07 a.m. — A gentleman is being harassed by an ex-girlfriend over his current one.
12:20 a.m. — After a disturbance at the Route 125 Motel, there is a suggestion that there may be pot in the room. No one is talking chamber pot.
4:08 p.m. — A man who has ridden into town from Oregon, would like to rest his steed at the fairground. Having clumped across America for five years, he no longer has a physical address.

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